One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 75

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Alice and Martha return to Grimmauld Place, where this crucial page includes plenty of dungbomb hilarity and... not much else! Don't worry, though, there are obviously plenty of unique adverbs and even a mention of dear old Crookshanks to keep us afloat!

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0:00.0	Book 5, page 75.
0:03.0	May I have your attention, please.
0:08.0	May I have your attention, please?
0:13.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:17.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:18.0	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
0:20.0	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:22.8	Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:29.2	Hi and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.1	I'm Alice.
0:32.2	And I'm Martha.
0:33.5	And today we're here to talk about the 75th page of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
0:38.3	Our first zero page, Martha.
0:41.2	Another zero then.
0:42.3	Another zero then, Potter.
0:44.1	We were a little off with our predictions.
0:46.6	I guess this book does not suffer from the same curse that the fourth book suffers from of 200 pages before Hogwarts.
0:55.5	I mean, we're still before Hogwarts, but we are at Grimold Place.
0:59.1	In fact, that is the chapter that this is from is chapter four, number 12, Grimold Place.
1:03.8	But we weren't like seriously off because we said the advance guard, and that's just one chapter before this.
1:07.9	Right, right.
1:08.6	But we had kind of speculated we were like, it's either the advanced guard or maybe it's
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