One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 431

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Books, Arts, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Oh, cheer up, listeners! Alice and Martha return to the One Page at a Time series, while the trio returns home for the summer holidays. All on this page: the first sighting of a very tiny owl, an absence of food (especially chocolate), and a few good games of Exploding Snap!

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0:00.0	Book 3, page 431.
0:03.5	May I have your attention, please.
0:08.6	May I have your attention, please?
0:13.7	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:17.3	We're going to have a problem here.
0:19.0	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters. All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the weird sisters we're the real weird sisters all you are the
0:21.6	weird sisters are fine but not the vickers will the real weird sisters please stand up please stand up
0:26.7	please stand up hi and welcome to the real weird sisters i'm martha and i'm alice and today we're
0:35.0	here to talk about the 431st page of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of
0:39.3	Ascaband. It's been so long since we've done a one page at a time that I really thought that it
0:44.6	was page 341, not 431. And I read that in preparation by accident. then. Then I did read page 431.
0:55.9	But I will say, whenever we get to page 341, that will be a fun one.
1:00.9	Okay, good.
1:01.7	Well, I'll be marking that down in my mind and hoping for a good dice roll one of these days.
1:05.5	Well, the funny thing is we've actually done page 341 before, but that was in book 5.
1:10.6	I knew that number sounded somewhat familiar.
1:13.6	Okay, here's the thing.
1:14.9	I was looking at the numbers that we've done.
1:16.6	And I know we've talked about this a little bit already, but like I don't really understand why we're not rolling like any sevens or ones or twos.
1:26.5	Because it's not like when you're rolling two
1:29.7	dice and it's like lower chances of getting like snake eyes or getting 12 or whatever these are
1:36.2	each individual what aren't they i have i have an answer for you okay it's just statistical
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