One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 334

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Books, Arts, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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One Page at a Time returns to Prisoner of Azkaban, this time for a scene in which Sirius acts enormously strangely. Alice and Martha discuss cat, rat, and dog and scrounge for a bird too, of course!

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0:00.0	Book 3, page 334.
0:03.5	May I have your attention, please?
0:08.5	May I have your attention, please?
0:13.6	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:17.2	We're going to have a problem here.
0:18.9	We're the weird sisters, We're the real weird sisters.
0:21.0	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:23.3	Will the real weird sisters, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:29.6	Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.6	I'm Alice.
0:32.7	And I'm Martha.
0:33.9	And today we're here to talk about the 334th page of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asgaband.
0:39.9	Martha, this might be our most interesting page yet.
0:43.2	And what a page it is.
0:45.2	This is a page that is from the chapter, chapter 17, cat, rat and dog.
0:51.7	So my prediction was wrong.
0:53.7	I had predicted it would be from Hermione's Secret, which is chapter 20, I believe.
0:58.3	So I was a little, I don't know, 21.
1:00.2	So I was a bit, I was a bit off as far as where this is.
1:02.7	I kind of forgot that this book is actually like over 400 pages.
1:05.8	I thought it was like around 300 something.
1:08.8	So I thought it was going to be closer to the end.
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