One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 270

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Tv & Film, Arts, Books

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Alice and Martha tell a group of second-year girls about Sirius's break-in - oh wait, that's Ron! From Sirius's ghastly visage to Ron's ability to make him scamper, Ron's tale is sure to impress on this week's One Page at a Time.

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0:00.0	Book 3, page 270.
0:02.0	May I have your attention, please.
0:05.0	May I have your attention, please?
0:08.0	May I have your attention, please?
0:13.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:16.0	We're gonna have a problem here.
0:18.0	Were the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters. All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers. Will the real weird sisters, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Hi, and welcome to the real weird sisters. I'm Martha. And I'm Alice. And today we're here to talk about the 270th page of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ask Ban.
0:38.9	Neither of us were right about where this takes place.
0:41.4	Well, we were close to, I'm just kidding.
0:43.8	A number for us.
0:45.2	Yeah, I honestly, when I was reading this, I was like, yeah, my memory of the third book is just not very fresh in my mind because we just haven't talked about it in so long.
0:54.9	And so, yeah, this didn't even occur to me as an option. No, me neither. It's, it is right after Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw. So when I was flipping to the page, I was like, oh, Alice is going to be right. And then I realized it was the next chapter, chapter 14, Snape's Grudge. but it is not the titular page of the chapter because there's
1:13.4	no Snape and no grudge on this page, unfortunately. Instead, it's post-serious black break-in.
1:22.0	Ron is living his best celebrity life. Instant celebrity Ron.
1:28.5	Yes, exactly.
1:32.6	So this chapter could have been called Ron's Tale.
1:34.5	Which one?
1:36.2	T-A-L-E or T-I-L?
1:38.2	I'll let you decide.
1:38.8	Okay.
1:43.0	Yeah, that would have been a great title.
2:01.2	I'm kind of surprised we never get a Ron's Tale chapter. We always get a everybody's tail. Well, Hagrid's tail and Elf's tail and the princess's tail and creatures tail. Yeah, there's quite a few tales. We never get Ron's tale. That's unfortunate. The tale of the three brothers.
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