One Page at a Time: Book 1, Page 304

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Arts, Books, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 4 August 2025

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Alice and Martha discuss the 304th page of Sorcerer's Stone, as Harry gets a handsome, unlikely, and possibly even shady gift from Hagrid, escapes Madam Pomfrey's control, and makes his way to the end of term feast.

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0:00.0	Book 1, page 304.
0:03.2	May I have your attention, please?
0:08.2	May I have your attention, please?
0:13.3	Will the real weird sisters please stand up?
0:17.0	We're going to have a problem here.
0:18.6	We're the weird sisters, we're the real weird sisters.
0:20.7	All you are, the weird sisters are fine, but not the vickers.
0:23.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
0:29.5	Hi and welcome to the real weird sisters.
0:31.4	I'm Alice.
0:32.6	And I'm Martha.
0:33.9	And today we're here to talk about the 304th page of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
0:39.3	Our first one page at a time from Sorcerer's Stone. How exciting.
0:43.7	I'm very excited, yes. And I hope that I don't trouble you too much with an old bad squeezing waffle today.
0:51.9	Such a normal way to say that.
0:53.9	Yeah, there's a lot of normal phrases, normal turns of phrases on these pages, or sorry
0:59.2	on this page.
1:00.2	This is our second week in a row that features Dumbledore, so that's exciting.
1:04.1	Yes, and I think our prediction was pretty spot on.
1:07.2	I think I remember, like you saying that you thought we'd be at the end of your feast, which we do get to on this page. I think you said you thought we'd still be fighting quarrel. I did not. No, but I think we did, we did make a point of being like, yeah, those last like, there's only like five pages left of this book, four pages left, but they pack, I don't know, I think you might
1:29.1	have guessed Hospital Wing, which I guess is where we are at at the beginning of this page.
1:34.5	Right.
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