One Of Us Will NEVER Watch A Television Show Written By This Man Ever Again!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.2 | Based on the messages that I have received on Instagram, I'm just assuming I'm pulling the trigger right now on a decision that I'm going to regret for the rest of my life. |
| 0:12.8 | But I'm here to do it. |
| 0:13.8 | The rest of your life? |
| 0:14.9 | My rest of my life. |
| 0:16.1 | Because people are very passionate about this. |
| 0:18.8 | There's no way I can watch Severance anymore. |
| 0:21.1 | I'm giving up, man. |
| 0:22.0 | Why? |
| 0:22.4 | Is it too slow? |
| 0:23.2 | So slow. |
| 0:23.9 | It sucks. |
| 0:25.0 | It's really slow. |
| 0:26.4 | But you love it, right? |
| 0:27.5 | I love the first season. |
| 0:28.8 | I thought the first season was really good. |
| 0:30.7 | Not at first, though. |
| 0:31.4 | You got to get past, like, the first couple of episodes. |
| 0:33.4 | It gets a lot better in the middle, and then it heats up at the end. Does it? It heats up at the end, I promise, for the first season. |
| 0:38.4 | You're not going to talk me into it. |
| 0:39.5 | I think five episodes into it, not feeling it. |
| 0:41.9 | That's like four hours out of your life on your deathbed. |
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