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The Bert Show

One Of Us Is About To Get Some Bad News!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Bert has some bad news for Kristin! That thing he keeps in the studio that triggers her? Yeah, she’s gonna be seeing it around the studio more and more…he’ll explain why!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. Oh, KK. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, especially on a day like this,

0:04.6

when you feel so good about yesterday, right? I'm riding high, baby, from the Pino Period Party.

0:09.9

We collected 75,000 period products for women, girls, and menstruators that aid. 50,000 last year.

0:16.5

Yeah. 75,000 this year. Righting high on that. Although the women of the bird show, their eyes are just half open today because they had a little too much fun at Chateau Alon yesterday.

0:26.8

I mean, there was an open bar.

0:29.9

Yeah, it ended up being free because the Wi-Fi was down.

0:32.5

So the ladies were not getting charged yesterday.

0:35.0

Yeah, we had a good time.

0:36.4

Yeah, you did. So I hate to do this to you today.

0:39.8

But I want to let you know I tried, but we might have a bigger problem on our hands.

0:45.4

So you know that my bike, the one that's right behind me that's been annoying you now for the last four weeks.

0:51.5

It's not annoying me anymore.

0:52.5

I've let it go.

0:53.1

Oh, have you?

0:53.6

Okay, good.

0:55.4

Because it's going to be here for a while.

0:57.0

And I'll tell you why.

1:02.4

So some weeks ago, there was this clown that worked at Havarty's upstairs, right?

1:08.0

That thought it would be really fun to start taking, quote, unquote, my spots in the parking lot.

1:09.3

He was starting to get here a little bit.

1:09.8

Ethan.

1:11.2

Yes, Ethan.

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