The Bert Show.

All right, Kristen, double up here.

Another confession.

Double up.

Uh, uh, all right.

So, you know, we have, we collect and gather personal stories over our vacation to share when we come back to work.

I, I don't, I'm not going to say I hid this one on purpose.

But I found it very ironic that, you know, three days back from vacation, it's like, oh,

oh, I forgot to share this little thing that happened while we were gone.

And like Rebecca, it is small and it is minute.

But in order to do my husband justice, I felt I needed to come clean to everybody in studio.

I think Abby set the bar pretty high for us yesterday on stories that we are willing to share, even though we have thoughts of like not sharing them when she almost pooped into a Walmart bank.

I don't know if clean is the right word I would use for this.

So coming clean is not the right terminology.

Yeah, you were definitely not coming clean.

You were coming something else.

The best part was, yes, she's going to poop in a Walmart bag in a Bucky's parking lot.

That's the best, best... In front of a crowd. That's the best, best, uh, best, uh,

front of a crowd.

That's right.

But, um, yeah, so, um, I got in a car accident over the holidays.

What?

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