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Everything was just going fine at Kristen's birthday celebration till...

Cassie started talking.

Uh-uh.

As usual, not like most situations, everything's fine until I arrived.

So you remember when you graduated college and like all your friends got jobs and you're like,

oh my God, everyone's getting a big girl job. I don't have one yet. You feel kind of like, oh, this is our

phase of life. Then a little later, everyone gets married and you're like, I can't believe I'm

old enough where everyone is getting married. That's where I am now. And then kids, you know like, oh my God, they're having kids.

Well, there comes a phase of life where you can't make quipy little jokes anymore because of how old you are and the things that your friends may have experienced.

And what I'm talking about specifically is at the pool we're all sitting around

the hotel at Avalon at Kristen's birthday party and I if you don't, have red hair and I'm pretty pale like the color of a

fish belly and I burn very easily so I am slathering myself with some goop 50 SPF Sun Oil and this is early on so we are like maybe two three

cocktails in at the pool like this is like literally the start of the birthday weekend festivities.

And where we are at Avalon, it's like a huge shopping center.

So I had gone to the Separate there because I forgot to bring sunscreen because it's in my

kid, I used my kid's sunscreen. it's in the diaper bag and I saw like

tanning oil and I was like oh I'm gonna be fancy and get myself some nice

goop tanning oil and so I'm putting it on and then another person there remarked oh you're putting on the

expensive stuff and yeah it was like 24 bucks but I'm you know it's this is

what I almost made the same joke God so it's, which is expensive, but I'm like I need the

SPF protection. So I go, yeah, it was only $24 still cheaper than paying for

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