meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Bert Show

One Of Us Got Played By A Cranky Senior Citizen!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Is Producer Jackson an a*hole for skipping a line at a restaurant? He was only trying to get to the bar...but his fellow patrons were NOT happy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

You're on the Bert show Jackson came in here is like I got a question for you guys am I the a-hole after that I can guarantee you it's not as bad as that

0:08.0

yeah I'm good to go right?

0:10.0

All right so my girlfriend and I found ourselves in a bit of an

0:15.4

interesting situation last weekend we took a little weekend trip down to Florida

0:19.0

to visit her family they rented a house down there and it was on our way back where we ran into some issues.

0:24.4

So we're at this smaller airport and you know we're there a little bit early we're at our

0:28.6

gate and you know we've got some time my girlfriend's a bit of an anxious flyer

0:31.8

so we're like let's go grab a drink at the bar you know

0:34.4

since this is a smaller airport there's literally in our terminal one sit-down restaurant and

0:38.9

with one bar inside of it okay and so we walk up to the front of it and there's a little bit of a

0:45.3

line outside and there's a sign that says please wait to be seated but we had no

0:49.0

intention of actually sitting and eating there. We just wanted to grab a drink right the bar was pretty

0:54.4

packed there were a couple seats here and there but none that were right next to

0:56.9

each other so we were basically just gonna wait in line and you know if a spot

1:00.9

opened up we were just gonna go walk up and so my question for you guys is if you're

1:05.6

standing in this line and you show up can you skip it and go and sit at the bar

1:11.6

without having to wait to be seated.

1:13.0

So I have like my go to whenever I fly out of Atlanta's airport.

1:17.0

If I'm in Terminal A, I'm cruising up to P.F. Changs.

1:20.0

And I'm going to go sit at the bar and have me a glass of savagnan blanc.

1:24.0

I don't... Sometimes Mongolian beef cannot be turned away.

1:27.0

Once it gets in your head, it's done.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bert Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Bert Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.