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The Bert Show

One Of Us Experienced An Awkward Massage

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:54.4

investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong.

0:57.5

The Bert Show. I think because I'm fairly clueless and unaware that I accidentally and thankfully avoided a felony last

1:08.9

week.

1:09.9

I think.

1:11.3

Let me give you the details here okay so a little tense these days a little

1:17.2

sore so I'm like you know what I'll just go in and I'll get myself a massage I

1:20.6

didn't go to my normal massage place because it was last minute so I call

1:26.1

some random place right up the street and they have availability which always

1:29.9

scares me a little bit when they're like yeah come whenever you want.

1:32.3

Next 24 hours scares me a little bit when they're like yeah come whenever you want.

1:33.0

Next 24 hours are good for us.

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