One of Our Funniest Murderers (with Jamie Loftus)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2022

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, welcome back. We have perhaps never meant it to more??? Keeping Records is all the way back, with the new EJ and the old Shelby and all that record-making you love or hate or agree with or disagree with or tolerate. And could we have asked for a better first guest back than comedian/writer/podcaster-to-the-stars Jamie Loftus? No we could not. Finally all together in the studio, the gang puzzled over some really important questions like: Should you get a pet snake? (No.) Should one have sex with their car? (Only if the car is cool/souped up.) Why is Australia scary but New Zealand not scary? (Unsure.) And other questions that are really worth considering!!! Jamie's Artifacts Jamie's mom's 30th birthday video (Audio-visual) Lemony Snickett Books (Book Series) The Jinx (2015 Documentary Series) The Volcano Couple (Historical Figures) Going to the bathroom right before or after doing something significant and looking in the mirror and being like remember this!!!! (Feeling) The Court Scene From I, Tonya (Film Scene) The Hot Dog episode of How It's Made (Audio-visual) Follow Jamie on Twitter and Instagram be sure to listen to Ghost Church wherever you get your podcasts! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:26.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-slau, and saluduos at all.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.1	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:59.2	Whoa, well, look what we have here.
1:04.1	Look with the cat dragged in.
1:05.4	This isn't Gailup?
1:13.7	I bet you're wondering what happened to Gail because that looks a lot like E.J.
1:18.8	No, for real.
1:20.0	Seriously, it is me, EJ.
1:21.7	Welcome to the podcast.
1:23.1	Hey, thanks, Shilby.
1:24.5	This is going to be an experiment in what it feels like to be both a guest
1:28.7	and host. Such a good point. Yeah. The only person to ever do that is Grace Cool and Schmidt.
1:35.6	Because once she filled in for Caleb when he was gone. Totally. Yeah. I think I'm going to sort of
1:41.0	tow the line. I'm going to waffle. I just wanted to figure out a way to use the word waffle.
1:45.5	And thank you for doing it.
1:46.4	What I want the listeners to know is that I was going to try and lie to you, but I've decided not to.
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