All Roads Lead to Rome (with Nicole Byer)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the thunderdome: this week, it's hosts vs. producers as we battle for historical accuracy in the space where it matters most, the intro to this podcast. Sound off/take sides in the comments. Then, Nicole Byer (Why Won't You Date Me?, Nailed It!, Grand Crew) fits us into her busy schedule this week (she flies to London every morning to workout with her British trainer, Ben, which eats up a lot of time actually) to discuss alien buttholes and what notes she would have given Kim K on that video (yes, that video) if she were her mom/manager/momager. Nicole's Artifacts Dunkaroos and/or Dippin Dots (Food) Vodka soda (Cocktail) Strip Clubs (Business) Mushrooms (Psychedelic) Wigs (Accessory) Follow Nicole on Twitter and Instagram and listen to her Headgum podcast, Newcomers! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:09.9	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.6	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may
0:25.4	enter this voyager.
0:27.2	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.2	Goodjourjour, mona.
0:32.1	Hello, and saludo, Saturna.
0:34.1	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.0	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.1	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:57.8	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, O'clock.
1:04.4	E.J., Anya, Casey.
1:07.8	Shelby, Shelby.
1:11.5	Oh, man.
1:14.6	It's crazy.
1:18.2	Are you?
1:20.0	For some reason, that made me feel like something really bad's going to happen
1:23.3	the week that this releases.
1:25.2	That that's the way we started off.
1:27.1	Do you know what I mean?
1:27.8	Like war will start again somewhere.
1:29.9	Yeah.
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