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One Of Bert’s Friends Confessed He Does Not Like His Own Child?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Are you willing to admit that you don't like one or all of your kids? One of Bert's friends is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put a run stamp on it.

0:03.3

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

0:06.4

But they're all so watertight, asshole-free.

0:08.4

Boring, just white boxes.

0:10.1

Well, we can decorate an old liquor painting, isn't it?

0:12.4

Hmm.

0:13.5

Like a nice shade of grey.

0:15.2

We are not having grey walls.

0:16.8

Why not?

0:17.6

Why not?

0:18.4

Whatever stage of the process you're at,

0:20.1

Halifax's online first-time buyer events are full of useful tips and guidance.

0:24.8

Halifax, it's a people thing.

0:26.8

For more information, search Halifax's first-time buyer events.

0:56.8

That's H-U-E-L.com slash Spotify.

1:02.4

When I heard the sentence come out of his mouth, I'm like,

1:06.6

I feel so bad that it's gotten to this point,

1:11.0

and also I had never heard anybody say this about their kid before.

1:16.1

So, it was about a week ago I'm talking to one of my friends in Chicago,

1:18.8

and he says that he does not like his oldest child.

1:26.0

Doesn't mean you don't love them.

1:28.4

You just don't like them right now, probably because of the way they behave.

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