One Man Explains Why He Thinks Marriage Is Ridiculous + A Sign From The Other Side
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🗓️ 28 February 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert show, maybe one of the most pessimistic Instagram reels I have ever seen when it comes to marriage. |
| 0:08.8 | Now, when you are coming out of a breakup, I don't know if you guys are like this you tend to |
| 0:13.8 | analyze what you're looking for in a relationship what goes what doesn't what |
| 0:19.8 | works for you what doesn't I told you guys before I'm not really scared of marriage |
| 0:24.1 | what I'm scared of is living with somebody twenty-four seven now right so I |
| 0:28.1 | stumble up on this this real which is a dude just saying why? |
| 0:35.1 | Why in the world would anybody ever get married? |
| 0:38.4 | 56% of marriages end in divorce. |
| 0:41.9 | Let's think about, that's the ones that end in divorce. Like think about that's the ones that end in divorce. |
| 0:46.2 | So how many people, what percentage stay together for the kids? |
| 0:50.5 | Or because they don't want to give away half their shit? |
| 0:52.0 | Another 10%? That's conservative. |
| 0:54.0 | Conservative. But let's say 20% then, okay? |
| 0:57.0 | That's at least right? You now have a technology that fails 76% of the time. That's insane. That's insane. That's more likely than not. |
| 1:05.0 | 76% if I tell you there's a 76% chance when you walk out the door today you're |
| 1:10.0 | going to hit and head with a bowling ball. You would not go out or you'd wear a helmet for sure. |
| 1:14.5 | But people just continue to get married. |
| 1:16.5 | Not only do they continue to get married, |
| 1:17.8 | there's a presumption that you should get married. |
| 1:21.3 | And if you don't get married married there's something wrong with you. |
| 1:23.4 | So if you've got a girlfriend and you've been with her for five years and you say to someone, |
| 1:29.6 | we're getting married. They go, oh, that's great. You know, they don't go, why? |
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