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Miss Me?

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Miss Me?

BBC

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens discuss awards, movies and free will.

This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Natalie Jamieson Technical Producer: Will Gibson Smith Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Rose Wilcox Executive Producer: Dino Sofos Commissioning Producer for BBC: Jake Williams Commissioners: Dylan Haskins & Lorraine Okuefuna Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio Podcasts.

0:05.7

Hello, you're about to listen to a BBC podcast, and I'm Ed Gamble, host of another BBC podcast, The Traitors Uncloaked.

0:12.7

But my show is available only on BBC Sounds, just like Ellis and John's Saturday bonus episodes,

0:18.2

The Pop Top Ten podcast with Scott Mills and Rylan, and comedy specials

0:22.2

from the likes of Harriet Kemsley, Susie Ruffle and Rommashranganathan.

0:26.0

However, and maybe I'm biased, it's really all about the traitors uncoaked.

0:30.3

So for a whole bunch of exclusive scoops and podcasts, listen only on BBC Sounds.

0:35.0

This episode of Miss Me contains very strong language, adult themes and conversations around children online that some listeners may find upsetting.

0:56.0

Keith. Yeah. What's the vibe, bubs? Sorry. Keats.

0:57.9

What's the vibe, bubs?

0:59.8

Sorry, I'm just having a really fucking hard week.

1:03.5

Do you want me to be extra silly, or should I be, like, really sincere?

1:05.5

No, just be yourself.

1:06.6

Be myself.

1:08.0

What fuck is that?

1:27.7

Oh, my God, one of the dogs had a shit in the fucking... What, in the room? Oh, my. Do you have to sort that out? Have I just noticed this? Can you concentrate with a poo in the corner? That's the question. Oh, it's bad. That's bad. Can you do this with a poo in the room? I can't... let me just text her quick. Sorry, guys, sorry.

1:29.2

Hello, welcome to miss me, by the way.

2:02.2

Do I do it now? She won't even answer the bloody French. She's done a Sudoku, probably. Okay, so Jade's ignoring you. Okay. I feeling, anyway, apart from this disaster, how have you been feeling post-bursed day? My birthday gathering was wonderful and I felt really full of love, the least anxious I've ever felt about a party because, well, firstly, somebody helped me organise it. I had a, like, which I've never had before, a brand helped me organise it, which is really cool. And it wasn't like super like, woo, like roll out the carpet. It was, you know, the kind of... No, there was no awful step no awful step and repeat or anything yeah yeah it was like the kind of thing I would do usually but they just

2:05.9

kind of helped me which was great so that was nice to take that pressure off but then also I just

2:10.0

thought like I invited definitely everybody I love and more and I knew that I would be seeing

2:16.7

I'm so ridiculous but I knew I'd seeing everyone, which I genuinely made me happy because I just feel like, I don't know, I was like, this is so, a lot of people I hadn't seen in a long time, I'd spoken to maybe on my phone and birthdays are such a good reason to see people. Yeah. And there was loads of people who turned up I never thought would turn up.

2:34.5

I really didn't think they would turn up, you know? Was I one of those people? Do you know what? Maybe. You're so fucking surprised when I come to your birthday pie. I'm like, I'm good at this. No, Keats, many a year you say this was a thing of yours before. you would say you'd come to a thing and you wouldn't turn up,

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