Listen Bitch! How To Cinema
Miss Me?
BBC
4.5 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens answer your questions about cinema.
Next week, we want to hear your questions about bullying. Please send us a voice note on WhatsApp: 08000 30 40 90. Or, if you like, send us an email: missme@bbc.co.uk.
This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Natalie Jamieson Technical Producer: Will Gibson Smith Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Rose Wilcox Executive Producer: Dino Sofos Commissioning Producer for BBC: Jake Williams Commissioners: Dylan Haskins & Lorraine Okuefuna Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, podcasts. |
| 0:06.3 | This week's episode of Miss Me contains very strong language, adult themes, and we bring back Blade. Makita, are you ready? |
| 0:29.1 | You have to do it in a Scottish accent. |
| 0:31.9 | Gladiator, ready. |
| 0:33.4 | Don't you remember that guy from gladiators? |
| 0:35.3 | I remember soft paddles that I fantasised about using on various people in my life. |
| 0:41.3 | Oh, I thought you were talking about the gladiator you wanted to kiss. |
| 0:43.3 | No, just they had those little foam things that you just fucking hit people on the head with them. |
| 0:48.3 | Okay, well there was an umpire and he had a very thick Scottish accent, so he'd be like, |
| 0:53.3 | contestants, ready. Yeah. like, contestants, ready. |
| 0:55.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.1 | Gladiator, ready. |
| 0:58.2 | And then I don't know what he said. |
| 1:00.2 | I don't think you said welcome to listen, bitch, though. |
| 1:02.6 | All I remember of my childhood is, three, two, one, activate. |
| 1:08.0 | What's that from? |
| 1:09.2 | Robot Wars. |
| 1:10.9 | Loser! Loser! You know that's from? Robot Wars. Loser! Loser! |
| 1:13.1 | You know that's right. |
| 1:14.2 | Robot Wars was unfucking believable. |
| 1:17.7 | And I did celebrity robot war. |
| 1:19.7 | Of course. |
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