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Junkfood Cinema

One Junky Summer: The Transformers: The Movie

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6705 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

One shall stand, one shall fall...and then we also have a special guest! Professor Jeff from RageSelect.com joins the leadership matrix of Brian and Cargill to discuss the impossibly dark Transformers: The Movie. With a rocking soundtrack and a staggering amount of brutal deaths to popular characters, this film was going to be made...no matter the cost.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is junk food cinema.

0:07.0

You got the touch.

0:10.0

You got the power.

0:14.0

Yeah!

0:19.0

Welcome, junkies. We are rolling out another episode of junk food cinema here on filmscorejects.com.

0:28.9

This is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good, it just has to be fattening.

0:33.5

I am your host, Brian Salisbury, and joining me, as per usual, is my friend and co-host.

0:37.7

He's an author slash screenwriter slash lieutenant in megaphores slash decepticon sympathizer.

0:44.7

See, Robert Cargill.

0:45.8

Hey.

0:47.3

Yep, yep.

0:48.8

He's not denying it, therefore it's proof on the internet.

0:51.4

What's wrong with the decepticons?

0:52.6

Oh, so much.

0:53.8

So much.

0:54.2

You know, they might be incompetent.

0:55.7

They might be one of the most ill-conceived group of villains of all time.

1:00.6

They want to build a wall around Cybertron, which I think is highly impractical.

1:04.6

Well, I mean, you can't let those autobots in.

1:08.1

No, can't let those sneaky autobots in. No, can't let those sneaky autobots in. And they work, they work for far

1:12.0

fewer Energon cubes than, uh, than traditional Decepticon. That's, that's very true. And, uh,

1:17.5

in the vein of one shall stand, one shall fall. And then there's a third guy. We have a special

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