One hundred and Petey
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Who do you think would win in a game of darts, Luke or Pete? How about pool? Luke lays down a pub games-themed gauntlet on today's show.
The lads then reveal some of their teenage dating mishaps and a listener gets in touch recommending a quite amazing upgrade on the electric fly swat.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Luke and Pietro, it's Monday the 24th of July and Monday's picked on us and |
| 0:15.1 | I'm joined by Mr. Luke, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing? |
| 0:18.1 | Pretty good, thanks, not too bad. I've just noticed that L.C. made you a 3D printed card holder. |
| 0:27.6 | I'm upgraded on the previous. And he brought it and I haven't given it to you yet, so I have to give it to you this week or something. |
| 0:32.8 | As L.C., as L.C., he's flown the nest, he's gone back to the US, he's gone back to the mouth of the land. |
| 0:40.6 | Impressed, impressed with the whole setup. Yeah, he did a lot of stuff around the house. |
| 0:45.4 | Yeah, lovely. Oh yeah. Oh, listen, the house and garden is unrecognizable. |
| 0:48.6 | What's your favourite bit of, it's good that isn't it, dad just turned up and then just fixed off and then bugger off. |
| 0:54.8 | He sanded some walls down and painted them in place. By the way, it is one that's from left field, which I didn't expect to be happening and I knew nothing about. |
| 1:02.2 | I came back from work one of the days and the wife I have access to, she got on to put a dartboard up. |
| 1:08.1 | A dartboard? Yeah. All right. |
| 1:11.0 | I spoke to me and she was like, oh yeah, I just thought it'd be fun to play darts together. |
| 1:14.3 | That's nice. That's all right. |
| 1:16.0 | That's lovely. And that is, when you have a Ben, you've got a fine A. |
| 1:22.4 | You can't be throwing darts around. |
| 1:24.1 | He's throwing darts. I bet, I bet. Oh, near a Ben. |
| 1:28.4 | You've got to find every, you've really got to keep your heads when it comes to a relationship I'm hearing. |
| 1:33.8 | Yeah, you've got to do stuff together, you've got to make time for each other. |
| 1:36.0 | And if that means shouting under an A and drinking a big pint of mild, that's absolutely. |
| 1:40.8 | That's absolutely many hundred and eight years going on. |
| 1:42.8 | That's definitely, that old you breath for that. |
| 1:44.8 | What's your highest, I think I've got a hundred and eight years far. |
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