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The Luke and Pete Show
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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2023
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Pete’s been to see Oppenheimer. And he's worked out how to improve the movie by creating a catchy catchphrase for J. Robert Oppenheimer!
Luke hasn’t seen Oppenheimer, but he DOES have a different movie of the week recommendation. Elsewhere, Pete is forced to review his claim that he’s scored 180 while playing darts.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the local picture, I'm Pete Donaldson, it's a Thursday, I'm joined by Mr. |
| 0:14.0 | Lucky Moore. Let's start things off in a sexy, spicy way. I've noticed that there are |
| 0:19.2 | several people listening to the local picture out there in Malaysia, so I think we should |
| 0:24.7 | start talking about how much we like fucking one of them. |
| 0:28.0 | Fucking hell. This show is basically me reacting to stuff you want to touch my |
| 0:34.6 | Toja. How much do I touch my Toja? Let's do it on cam, onshore, I'll kiss my |
| 0:40.1 | camera, you kiss your camera. Let's make let's make changes. Let me answer it this |
| 0:45.2 | way. For the benefit of the Malaysian authorities, I am usually in support of |
| 0:49.9 | anyone loving whoever they want, but here's the but if I was to say that's |
| 0:55.9 | all he needed is the but if I was to decide to make love to a male friend of mine |
| 1:01.5 | around the same age, you'd probably scrape the top 20. I'll take that. I'll take that. |
| 1:08.0 | I don't think I've ever been even people I have had sex with would say I'm not in |
| 1:12.1 | their top 20. I don't think I'm in my wife's top 20. No, God, no. I mean, Jesus, I mean, |
| 1:17.3 | but they've got a cell. Yeah. One partner has to be in the Premier League, one partner |
| 1:24.0 | has to be riding the so or not the word I should have used. Yeah. You know, they've |
| 1:31.7 | got to think about relegation from the full divisions. I don't think. I don't think |
| 1:35.3 | financial destruction. I don't think your partner is looking, she's |
| 1:40.0 | scrolling through Twitter, she sees that beef cream pizza you ate. I don't think she's |
| 1:44.4 | thinking this is how my life would have worked out. No, she and it's only going to |
| 1:48.0 | make my smells worse. That's a metaphor for life, actually. That's not a metaphor, |
| 1:52.5 | sorry, that's a lesson. That's a lesson for life for younger listeners, actually. Listen, |
| 1:57.0 | you may have all these high-falutin ideas about what you're going to achieve in your life, |
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