The

The Your hand is steady on the till.

You are calving through calm waters.

You look out and see a milky ocean that is perfectly flat and still and you know that you are in full control of

the vehicle you look behind you to look to see if captain crunch is as you hope staring back at you

with praise pride but you look and find that captain is not there.

He has moved on because he knows that you are ready.

Hello and welcome to the empty bowl, a meditative podcast about cereal.

My name is just Macaroy and I'm just a serial enthusiast.

And my name is Dan Gubert and I am a serial tempter of fate with the things that I am

putting in my mouth in the names of journalism here that I would never eat otherwise.

We appreciate your contribution to society, Dan, as we use your blood, sweat and tears to help us relax, to help us sit for a half hour or so.

And, you know, just think about cereal.

Nothing else will have some news.

Some reviews.

We'll rank some cereals.

We'll have some bonus stuff.

You know, we have a lot serials, we'll have some bonus stuff, you know, we're in a lot of,

of, uh, uh, serial ranking to do here. So it's gonna be a lot of fun. So let's get started. Dan,

what's new in the world of serial news? Okay, I didn't put this on our itinerary, but I'd be

remiss not to mention that the Muppet monster serials have been confirmed and are already out on shelves.

I don't know if you saw the way that Muppet Frankenberry and Booberry look too.

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