One Gun, Please

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

John buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving.Intro (0:00)John buys a gun (10:15)Biggest fear: Loitering (33:36)John's "too soon" video (41:08)The News (58:43)Fan Emails (1:12:14)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Let's fire it up. That's my voice, ladies and gentlemen.
0:27.0	Gravel. Does that make it sound more compelling? I don't know.
0:29.7	Net positive, baby. Dude, we're just talking before we started the pot. We're out here on these charts.
0:37.1	Charts.
0:38.1	Hey, thank you everybody who likes shares, likes, what is you, like interacting with the pod, send it to your friends.
0:47.0	And subscribe.
0:48.0	So the people who subscribe, especially to the new YouTube channel.
0:51.0	Yeah, it's growing.
0:52.0	The YouTube channel is growing. growing. The podcast is on, I looked it up a we're 140, the 140th, and there's a lot of charts of all podcasts in the United States of America.
1:06.4	Huge.
1:07.4	But that that's top 150 dude?
1:09.8	Of all of them.
1:10.8	Come on.
1:11.8	Of all of them. And how many pie I look up I was like how many I think this is what
1:15.3	38 this week so many podcasts I was like how many podcasts are the I was like how many
1:19.7	podcasts are there in America oh in the world there's over 5 million.
1:24.0	That is wild.
1:26.1	Yeah.
1:27.1	Well, like the pot, if you're, I'm in like the top 50 of like numbers in terms of like touring comedians and like in the in the US right and
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