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Net Positive with John Crist

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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress.Intro (0:00)Broadway stack's (3:47)Situational coffee (12:40)Unmuting People (27:15)Fashion Week reactions (37:05)Kim K's scoreboard (54:15)Video mailbox submission (1:06:05)Fan emails (1:12:00) -----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the

0:06.8

it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net. It's a positive Packed room ladies and gentlemen Alex Lagos on the ones and twos.

0:27.0

Andrews also here, so is Keeley and they both we both said you knew of this take you knew existed yes and what you all didn't there may be

0:36.4

something to it yeah dude it's true well it's like, it's because people send me, I'm not saying I was the lead, sometimes we chime in on topics and then they come, they become kind of true or not true, but like a comic when it's too soon

0:55.5

then it becomes

0:58.2

Mainstream and everybody goes I go yeah, we've been saying this and I feel like I'm probably not on the front end of this we were probably not we probably weren't but the tipping thing a lot of people are sending me like the tipping is out of control. Yes.

1:12.8

We weren't the leader of it.

1:14.8

We're not, we didn't start that.

1:17.2

I just felt that and I said it.

1:20.0

And now there seems like there's a lot of other people that agree.

1:24.1

Well, and the emails keep coming in.

1:25.8

Like we have some that we'll get to later in the show of people continuing to voice their

1:29.7

opinion on it. Everybody has feelings about it.

1:31.8

And everyone's experiencing the same thing.

1:33.0

Yes.

1:34.0

I was with, I had a friend at lunch with my friend named Beth and she, it's like sometimes she gets lunch,

1:39.8

sometimes I get lunch so she was to pay for this one so she got both of ours and then it was like tip and then and then she was at the register and I was standing behind her.

1:51.0

So now it's like one of your team members. Yeah. They're like one of

1:54.7

your buddies. Like if it's just the register you don't know them. Right. She's like,

1:59.4

I gotta. Right. And we just laughed about it because we always talk about it.

2:04.0

So now you don't want to look, because it was a business lunch,

2:08.0

you don't want to look poor to the person you might go into business with.

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