4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram, comment section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them! Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me! Ask me your image! |
0:30.0 | Emily told me she was like do a regular fun intro and then casually ask for more reviews. Well I'm skipping over the fun! Get right to the meat of the beef! The meat of the beef! The meat of the beef! In the meat of the beef! Reviews are so helpful and they make a big difference and we you know some podcasts ask for them every single week. We don't but everyone's while we're like this is free! And then you guys you guys came out and drove last time we asked so this is now to |
1:00.0 | catch any new listeners also we have a lot of new listeners you know just because of the movie and other things and so even if you haven't listened to the podcast yet go ahead and vouch for it. That's what social media is about. But they're listening right now. Playing it on the line to be like I don't really know much but I got a hot take. Yes. More over there are so many shittier podcasts that have great reviews and you know it's just some dork sitting there like oh god get my numbers up so. Right review! |
1:30.0 | Say why you like it just say nice things and and let's get it going. Yeah do you have mean things to say don't leave them as a review just DM those to at ask Eliza. There you go. We'll put them right in the comments box which is a giant garbage can. I just never want to be the show that and so many shows do this and it works. I don't want you to be the show where we read the reviews. I think that's like I'm too famous. I'm sorry it's irrelevant. It is beyond reproach. The show should be called beyond reproach. I'd like read them out loud like on the show like the |
2:00.0 | show. It's like what is it Jimmy. Balance mean tweets. Like what are you going to say like she's annoying I've found here's what I found when someone has like a really scathing take on me or something I've made it actually seldom has to do with the art made and more about like just a disdain for me and it's not even me personally as much as what I represent. Like good on paper right that I make citizen cane no is that movie kind of boring for sure. |
2:30.0 | But you know it's a fun movie and you get these people that are like I fucking hate her hate this movie I'm like whoa you hate yourself and you hate that I made something this you can't hate the movie you can't hate my comedy special it's something else because I don't think I'm that polarizing yeah I'm brushlin ball cool reference. |
2:50.9 | I'm not a cool time we reference. I say enough good things every intro of this episode goes off the rail just I framed it and this is a healthy way to be if you don't really don't like me it's because of something that I make you think about that you don't like about yourself it's not me there's no way I'm nice person nice dog. |
3:11.2 | I'm like that a woman is doing the thing I'd like to do when you ask my day you ask my day. What did I say me to the beef me to the beef we're starting with with not a meaty question but it's something I am interested. |
3:26.2 | What's one degree under meaty. This is just this is casual meaty to me is like more like what's one degree what's a classification one under meaty. |
3:36.0 | Sinoe no that's a lot under okay if a steak is meaty fatty. |
3:41.7 | I think that's different parallel. |
3:44.2 | That's the fatty still like substantial lean lean beef okay it's a diet burger question. |
3:52.2 | That's a veggie burger. Hi everyone I'm gonna fangirl a little bit and just say I've followed your comedy for years and you get fun here and more relatable as time goes on see. |
4:03.3 | Thanks for always speaking the truth in the funniest way possible you go I don't really have a major life question or issue I've been giving my friends and family the same advice you give on your show since high school I truly think I'm the gazelle going 90 which is one of my favorite bits you do by the way anyway I just wanted to ask since you love the movie good fellow so much I do to I have to watch it every time it's on. |
4:25.0 | Do you also like the movie my cousin Vinnie or some reason my god I see you loving Marissa to me's character because come on it's Marissa to me and she's amazing and so are you thanks for everything you do thank you crew for keeping the podcast moving through cofit it's been great having an episode for too hope to see you soon in person stay safe healthy everyone. |
4:44.0 | What are the odds we were in New York a couple of weeks ago because I presented some own vials an award at the espy's she was not there to receive because she was busy which I totally understand. |
4:54.5 | But the breaking world records the night before. |
4:59.0 | That matter what night it was I was just laying in one of my indulgences is watching cable TV in a hotel room I don't feel like bring my laptop opening it up doing a streaming thing so I always watch like MSNBC I watch like undercover boss I watch America great and I'm flipping around and my cousin Vinnie is on. |
5:17.4 | And I watch the whole thing with full commercial breaks that's the best way I mean not at like two in the morning but it's a great movie it's a great movie on so many levels because it's about being an outsider and overcoming the odds and he's super brilliant in the end of course she's the real brains behind the operation whatever. |
5:37.9 | My biological clock is ticking it's a great accent he's brilliant Joe pesky's brilliant in it it's great. |
5:46.6 | You guys like Ralph macho he's in it but barely it's a great for those of you who don't know about it which is probably a lot of you because I have a lot of white like Minnesota 24 year watch my cousin Vinnie and see Joe pesky in a different light and anyone who doesn't who thinks they don't know who mercy to me is she's the hot on in the Tom Holland spider man she's on May who in Toby McGuire spider man was an elderly woman and is now like Tony Stark's age. |
6:16.4 | Just like trying to see who directed it oh my cousin Vinnie and Fred Gwen who I think it plays plays the judge and I think he also played a herman monster. |
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