The Bert Show.

Let's do a little business here right before Mother's Day.

Let's do a little biz gnass with the Bert show.

We got a hundred dollars here that you could spend on your mom this weekend for Mother's Day.

That would buy a beautiful Mother's Day gift.

Very nice, right?

All right, nothing's free.

What do we want here, Krista?

We want you to come on and tell us something

that your mother does not know.

The truth will set you free. We want you

to share something you have been hiding from your mother and you gotta come clean today.

So about yourself or about your mom? About yourself.

You did something and your mom, your mom thinks one thing.

But there's actually another story that she does not know.

If we buy your story, it shocks us 1. 855 birth show, we'll give you $100.

So the one that pops to mind here would be an obvious one like she thought that you were going

to Blank's house for spring break, but there you were in

Cancun doing all sorts of craziness. Doing body shots.

Doing body.

You guys have any of these in your own family as examples?

Ma'am, I was, my mom caught me every freaking time.

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