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One Bert Show Member Is Intentionally Trying To Brainwash Their Child!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Do you know when it's a good time to brainwash your kids? When they're not smart enough to understand what you're doing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

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0:19.0

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0:25.0

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0:27.0

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0:30.0

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0:38.6

most of our players use our safe play tools to set their limits and stay in control.

0:44.0

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0:48.0

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0:49.0

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0:53.0

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0:57.0

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0:59.0

Woo-Ooh-Ooh-ohoo.

1:01.0

You're on the Bert show.

1:03.0

Now is the time to do it when their brains are ity bity little bity

1:09.0

and they can't even tell that they're being manipulated.

1:11.0

These kids if you're going to brainwash them do it early.

1:14.3

The reason why I am brainwashing and manipulating my child is so pathetic.

1:21.1

The fact that I'm even admitting this is very, very difficult.

1:25.0

But I hope that there is comfort in numbers and then I'm not the only parent out here doing this, okay?

1:33.6

So I have a son who is almost three.

1:38.0

And yes, he has a tablet and we do screen time.

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