Once We Had Bad Haircuts | Episode 25

Once We Were Spacemen

Nathan Fillion & Alan Tudyk

Arts, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Once, Alan Tudyk humped a national treasure. Tom Hanks, specifically. In jeans. Other business includes worst haircuts, surreal celebrity encounters, and the time Alan accidentally got stoned before a red carpet. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline… Actually, it's just Alan's dog. Follow Once We Were Spacemen wherever you get your podcasts. Listen to extended episodes a whole week early by joining our Patreon. Once We Were Spacemen is a Collision33 production.

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0:00.0	Tom Hanks was very nice and I had to hump him on stage.
0:03.6	It was very strange.
0:05.0	Like he was dead and I was playing Thispie in that moment and he was bottom and he was face down.
0:13.0	The director told me you need to ride him as you're killing yourself and like you're
0:16.4	humping him and get the humping going, get the audience laughing.
0:19.4	So I was dry humping America's sweetheart, Tom Hank.
0:24.5	Is he sweetheart? That's wrong.
0:25.8	He's a, he's, he's one of our national treasures.
0:29.3	I was humping a national treasure.
0:30.9	Wow.
0:31.5	Yeah, we were both wearing jeans.
0:36.8	Once we were Spaceman.
0:42.6	I tend to play weird people, usually aliens and robots and things that don't have romance.
0:51.0	I once didn't get a job where they were looking for a Nathan Philean type.
0:57.5	Once we were spacemen.
0:59.7	Once we were spacemen.
1:03.1	Alan?
1:04.2	Oh, is it time?
1:05.4	We're waiting on you.
1:06.8	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Once We Were Space Men,
1:14.3	because there was a time.
1:17.2	Well, we were not spacemen, and then we were spacemen, and now we are forever spaceman.
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