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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Once a Cheater, Always a Cheater? feat. Catherine Cohen

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Kids & Family

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Adulting levels up in the game of self-care / self-compash aka self-compassion when Jordan and Michelle invite comedian / actress / poet / foot MASS-age aficionado, champion of drawing hot baths, and friend of the pod, Catherine Cohen. Michelle walks us through the layers of grief that follow being fired…by her toddler son, Jordan unlocks secrets of the glove compartment and melts Michelle’s reality, and Catherine explains how to extend southern hospitality as guest rather than host—bet you didn’t know she’s also a Texan!

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0:00.0

Hello! The holidays are approaching and the MFM and exactly right merch stores are stocked with

0:07.0

brand new designs from all your favorite podcasts.

0:10.0

Everything from sweatshirts from murdering us to hats for bananas to wrapping paper from my... everything from

0:14.3

Murderinos to hats for Ban animals to wrapping paper from my said no gifts and so much more

0:17.2

Visit exactly right store.com to get shopping

0:21.1

Hello

0:22.1

What's up sorry is this taking a sip of water because my house, the dogs, the hair, the fur.

0:29.0

Sure. And you're hiding out in the basement or?

0:32.0

I'm in a corner in my room, of my house somewhere, but there's like someone cutting a tree outside, which is just like, how do I? So sad. And then, um, sorry humble brag, my cleaning ladies coming

0:46.9

over a little bit. Get it. Get it. I can't get them corners like I used to not with

0:50.6

these titties in this gut. Hey everybody, welcome to adulting.

0:53.4

I'm Michelle Bito.

0:54.5

What's up, I'm Jordan Carlos.

0:56.2

What's up?

0:57.0

I'm thirsty and out of breath. Oh, You know what I did this morning too? I did a one of those IV drips with the vitamins.

1:21.0

Get it. What's what's up?

1:23.0

Just preventative shit.

1:25.0

Yeah, preventative shit.

1:26.0

I don't think I feel really bad for people who are working really long shifts for single parents for people who are just taking on more than

1:36.9

they can chew and they just feel like they're like in quicksand and you know I mean

1:42.3

welcome to the adulting podcast.

1:43.6

This is what we do, right?

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