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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Put Your Penis In Your Pocket Book feat. Ms. Pat

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Kids & Family

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This week, Adulting is giving heavy seen, felt, AND heard energy when Jordan and Michelle welcome comedy / acting / writing triple threat, Ms. Pat. Jordan accepts affirmations after courageously sharing his childhood journey from outie to innie, Michelle gives a refresher on karaoke night etiquette, and real talk—Ms. Pat speaks on what 31 years of marriage teaches and takes (honesty and therapists!!).

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Bridget Weininger, host if I said no gifts. Each week I invite my favorite funny people over to chat and they bring a gift. I'm telling you, I have received literally hundreds of gifts through this podcast. Am I committing extortion?

0:13.0

Probably, and I don't care.

0:15.0

Listen to I said no gifts on the Wundry App Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:20.0

Anytime I do a sound check, I don't know. I'm just like make a moment have fun

0:25.0

Especially when I'm like doing a very conservative like morning talk show that's on like a very big network. I'm just they're like can you just count backwards from 10 or something and I'm just like tut tt tt tt tt make a moment like, you know, everything should be fun and funny and if it's not why are we here?

0:51.1

Exactly. Speaking of moments can I just ask like because I like your outfit today.

1:12.1

Oh, what is the moment and or story you're trying to ask like because I like your outfit today. Oh.

1:13.0

What is the moment and or story you're trying to tell?

1:15.0

Let the podcast listeners know.

1:17.0

What's a giving?

1:18.0

Oh my goodness.

1:19.0

It's this podcast had eyes.

1:21.0

Y'all, I am wearing a, first of all, hi welcome to adulting, I'm Michelle Bito, this is Jordan Carlos,

1:27.6

you already knew what it was, you already knew what it was, you already knew what it was, okay? Oh my gosh.

1:33.0

But there is this really great fashion designer

1:37.2

named Rachel Antonoff.

1:38.6

Oh yeah, love her, yes.

1:40.6

Yeah, she's dope.

1:41.6

She is inclusive. She has like a wild fun New York kind of vibe you mind and so I'm wearing like this oversized button down shirt that is presenting

1:53.6

but it's not which is my favorite especially for travel because

1:58.0

I just need some drawstrings.

1:59.6

Uh-huh and it's got um you know that quintessential New York coffee cup print on it.

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