I Haven't Done "It" For a Whole Year... Am I Okay!? feat. Amber Ruffin

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

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Comedy, Kids & Family

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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This week Michelle and Jordan bring it all the way home with writer, actor, host, Tony nominee, near and dear ground-breaker, Amber Ruffin. AIRHORN!!! Jordan reveals how he, a tired dad, transforms into the Black member of Steely Dan for parent teacher conferences, Michelle breaks down the pros and cons of relocating to Amsterdam, aka the ultimate safe space... sorta…and Amber shares tales from the writer's room—it's giving Montessori school meets Mad Men.

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0:00.0	Michelle.
0:02.0	Hey, hey Jordan, hey everybody, welcome to what's
0:05.0	what's going to resulting?
0:06.0	What are you yawning for?
0:08.0	What are you yawning for?
0:09.0	People keep asking me why I'm yawning and to be honest, I have shortness of breath.
0:12.0	Like, really? Yeah, I have shortness of breath like
0:12.8	really yeah I have shortness of breath it's what happens when you have anxiety you
0:18.7	have short breaths and therefore you take in sips of oxygen and so you yawn and so people look at you and people look at me and think I'm bored or I'm tired and no not tired not just, I have really big tits.
0:35.0	I have a lot of things to carry on my chest and sometimes it's just hard to breathe.
0:38.0	I have four and a half year old twins, two dogs, a mortgage, a loving relationship, a car that just had a flat tire that we had to fix.
0:46.7	Like, I got a bunion that just won't stop.
0:49.2	I'm also a lot to yawn.
0:50.7	How are you not yawning more?
0:51.9	That's the question you should have
0:52.8	started with Jordan, okay? How am I? Yeah, how are you? I feel actually I feel good today. I have had less pain
1:18.0	getting up and getting down, but I still sigh and ache. You know what I'm saying? You know like you go,
1:23.6	ewah. When you get that on a couch and shit like that. Yeah. I'm not even in pain. I know. Why do that?
1:29.1	Because it's been a long life.
1:30.9	It's been a long life. you know? It's about doing all the things, the
1:36.1	mental gymnastics of what it's like to be an adult. Yes. And to give a fuck.
1:40.4	Yeah. Because you know that's why the selfish aunties and stuff lived to the like 102 with like nice nails.
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