Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable

This episode.

Bainful Bob is Perspectacical no more,

Bashes Brits and Potter, and invokes the peen pole vault problem.

Moro Mark Rordog's cat, immaculate acrobat, destroys Delta and scouts for his harem.

Wayside Wade Hankas for hebachi, but dodges the crunchy and warns of flying too close to the sun.

From nourishing Nevada to Unas Annas.

He he has.

It's time for on success now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello everyone and welcome back to your second cousin twice removes favorite podcast. This is Distractable. I'm your host because I just can't stop winning.

I'd be like I've been hosting a lot lately and it's

because I have because I literally win every time I compete. It's in my bones. I can't stop.

I'm joined as usual by my two competitors for today's episode Mark and

Wade. Hi, hey. Anyway, Mark and Wade are going to be competing because the

winner of this episode hosts the next one. That's how it works. That's why I'm

hosting this one winner in my bones

how you man pretty good I'm finally in Ohio again and I feel like I've been gone most of the

last month but I'm finally home for more than five minutes and it feels good.

Why you leave it so much?

Yeah, why you leaving so much?

What do you hate home?

We surprised our friends in Virginia

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