Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Meritocratic Mark gets critical hit rolls, then starts a race to the bottom.

Weigh-worn wade denies his omnivorous nature. Can't make a sani and goes God mode.

Beckening Bob Ross knows a thing or two about Baps, has problems flashing, pontifies about steaming piss and beats on butterflies.

From axing ball sacks to boiling eggs.

He he heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

it's time for get more stupider now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show

Hello and welcome to Distractable. Thanks enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to Distractable.

Thanks for coming back for another week of quality entertainment.

I'm your host Markiplier, here because I won the last episode.

I was on fire or something. I don't remember what it was but I know it was great.

It was the best you've ever been. And the reason that I'm here is because I'm going to be the

arbitrator of this episode and I'm going to subject these two contestants to my

whimsy and the whimsyable people are known as Bob and Wade. That's me I think

of myself as whimsyable 24-7. I am not wimsyable today because I remembered deodorant.

I don't think I remembered deodorant today.

I actually quite quickly realized that we were recording today, which is not our usual

recording day, and then I sprint it in here.

I cobbled together on half-assed idea, and I'm hoping and praying to the comedy gods that you

guys are both going to strike lightning, and this is going to be amazing.

I'm excited for that, but can I ask a deodorant question before we get started?

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