This week, in Cabot, Arkansas, a popular real estate agent vanishes while showing a rural home, leading to an investigation that could be a race against time to find her alive, but the end result is a horror story complete with insane plot and terrible brutality.

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This week, which you're going to get for crime and sports, we're going to talk about gambling in sports since 2018 when it became legal everywhere in the United States and how many athletes have gotten in trouble gambling since then. It is remarkable. It just, and it's only going to get worse too. You bet. Then for small town murder, we're going to do something different. I'm going to give you a choice. Okay. Let me know which one you like better. Okay. And I will do it. Not you. Them. They're paying. Not you. The hell do I care what you like? Sit there and listen to what I tell you. No, I'm just kidding.

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For small town murder, you have a choice of either the history of executions in the United States or Ted Bundy helping catch the Green River killer.

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