Hello, everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express.

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Choochoo! Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy. Yay, indeed. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you, folks, so much for joining us today, all aboard the murder train, pulling away from the station. We got crazy stuff today, as usual, as you know, from Express. I mean, last

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Shut up and give me murder. Let's do this, everybody. Let's go on a trip, shall we? Let's do it. We're going to Nebraska this week.

And I have to say, one thing I've credited myself, I don't give myself a lot of credit, but I'll, I've kept on top of when we do states and like to do them again in six months. And you know what I mean? Like, they've had this weird rotation going on in my head for a long, for years that we've been doing this show. And I completely spaced Nebraska for the last year. Wow. Completely. I don't know how it happened. I don't understand it, but we have not done Nebraska in a year. Well, the whole state kind of flies under the radar. It's like over 100 episodes. We haven't done it. It makes no sense. Nebraska's like, too. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a good point. Nebraska is

definitely sequel to Kansas. But we've done Kansas twice since then. Well, that's why. We haven't

forgotten, you know, Mississippi or Louisiana or Idaho. Why should we forget that? We did Australia

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