Do we like kick? We like cake, though. I do. I just like cake. I like it a lot.

I like cake. Give me cake. Give me cake.

A fancy cake.

On this episode of the commercial break.

No one breaks up with me.

No one ever breaks up with me

Except for you because you're my only girlfriend ever

I went to McDonald's today

Drove through the drove through an order number two

I asked for extra barbecue sauce

But the lady forgot to put it in

So I went around again.

I turned down the music in case you couldn't hear me.

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

Oh, yeah, cats are kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Drain. This is my RBL to Michael Tony. Krista Joy Hoodley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. I'm poking you along. I'm poking you along. I know with that. I know what that is. I know what that is. Very excited to have you back. Thank you for joining us, everybody.

I wanted to say a quick hello and a quick note to one of our dear listeners, Allison. I don't want to say her last name. I know her last name, but I don't want to say it because I don't know if she wants everybody knowing she was on a commercial break. But she's so sweet, and she's been writing us for a while now. She works, I think I told you about this young lady.

She works in a factory.

Did I tell you about this one?

Okay.

She works in a factory and she's been writing us for a while now she works i think i told you about this young lady she works in a factory did i tell you about this one okay she works in a factory and she listens to the commercial break while she's making the widgets or whatever's going on and her bosses are not the nicest people in the world according to her not the nicest people in the world and it really kind of gets her down sometimes but she listens to the show and then it brings her back up and was like I, you know, sometimes I just feel like, you know, nothing's going on in life. But I'm glad I have YouTube because you're my friends and I get to listen to you and all this other stuff. And I was like, oh, that's a very sweet text message that she wrote. It sounded like she was a little down and how it's about the job. And I explained to her that everybody, big or small, uh, soon or far away,

has some kind of purpose, right? We all have some kind of purpose and it's not to make widgets. Maybe it's to tell the show that you like how good a job that they're doing, so they keep on doing it. That's right. And I was like, so maybe that is your purpose, right? Yeah. God damn, damn that we do we don't get it from our spouses

that's right um and so i just wanted to but the the great part of the text message had nothing to do

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