Come On Down To Car Town!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Episode #574: Bryan & Krissy dig into Bryan's Information Monster brain to discuss current events and car giveaways (because of course!). Brat Summer Bryan the information monster Katy Perry’s Woman’s World Bryan’s facts are not straight about partners & marriage The Olympics Simone Biles (Gina Gershon isn’t out yet hehe) Rugby/Murder Ball Bryan’s Astrid impersonation returns Jelly Wuz Herre Car giveaways Krissy’s embarrassing moments Get here quick, at John Dick! Bryan’s reality show promo scene Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thecommercialbreak/ https://www.instagram.com/bryanwgreen/ https://www.instagram.com/tcbkrissy/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@tcbpodcast Visit our website: https://tcbpodcast.com/ CREDITS: Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Rose, what was your first impression to me?
0:03.2	I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut.
0:11.9	I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup.
0:18.8	On this episode of the commercial break,
0:22.1	We're giving this sale of mastectomy.
0:24.7	We're cutting it at the nuts.
0:26.2	3999 today only.
0:27.9	Come down to John Dick Ford.
0:29.1	Get yourself some free ice cream.
0:30.7	Don't worry.
0:31.3	We got porn and pizza for the kids.
0:36.4	A free pack of camelites
0:38.0	To any kid under 18 year olds
0:39.6	That shows up at John Dick Ford right now
0:41.7	That's the way it is
0:44.1	This is our best salesman Jimmy
0:45.9	He's tried to jump off the roof four times this month
0:48.7	You gotta get here quick
0:50.0	The next episode of the commercial break
0:53.8	Starts now The The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:58.7	Oh, yeah, Captain Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:02.4	I'm Brian Green.
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