Olympic Frozen Penis
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 LVL80CatLady Memorial Update 2:36.989 DJ Plantation Spits Some Stanky Doodle Dandy Rhymes 4:46.741 Pastor Phil On Panties, Pedo’s, And Muslims 10:56.000 Michelle Duggar Is On Placenta Patrol 15:58.106 A Duggar Husband Tries To Rap 21:23.284 Weird Voicemail 23:33.002 Support Distorted View Daily! 26:36.983 Olympic Athlete Suffers From Frozen Penis 28:30.010 […]
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| 0:00.0 | It's Monday, February 21st, 2022 coming up on the program today. |
| 0:05.0 | An Olympic athlete suffers from frozen penis. |
| 0:08.0 | A Christian minister is worried about men looking at his panties. |
| 0:12.0 | Michelle Dugger is keeping track of all the afterbirth |
| 0:15.0 | and a leg amputation in the park. |
| 0:18.0 | All this was your voice mouth tonight. |
| 0:22.0 | Distorted View Daily |
| 0:24.0 | Daily, proudly presents a mother catching her son watching porn online. |
| 0:30.0 | I have to have your dad talk to you about this. |
| 0:32.0 | Mom's not very good about it. |
| 0:34.0 | No, mom, I was searching around. |
| 0:37.0 | I was searching around the... |
| 0:39.0 | I was searching around the... |
| 0:40.0 | Why are you playing with yourself? |
| 0:42.0 | I was searching around the internet. Oh my gosh. Okay. No, I was searching around the mom. Mom. I was searching around the internet and all of a sudden I was downloading this thing and I got a computer virus. |
| 0:59.0 | I want to see it. Show me what you were downloading. |
| 1:02.0 | I randomly... |
| 1:03.0 | I already... |
| 1:04.0 | I deleted the virus! |
| 1:06.0 | No, you did not. |
| 1:08.0 | I have to have your dad go through all the... |
| 1:10.0 | I got scared because I deleted the virus and I... |
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