Hey Freaks, it's Friday, February 18th, 2022 coming up on the program today.

Milking Dildos down your sphincter, plus one woman is convinced her six-month-old baby is gay.

Treating your urethra like a Marionette puppet and the smooth

bold flavor of elephant shit gin all this but your voicemail tonight I'm going to be

my management this is Trina.

Hey Trina I'm a tenant here at the apartments.

Okay. I just have a small issue. Okay. Okay, yeah, you know, you know, when you finish the

when you finish the roll of toilet paper you just you flush the cardboard tube

down the toilet. I accidentally left the little bar thing, you know, the little piece of metal that goes inside that cardboard.

You don't flush the, you don't flush cardboard. Oh yeah we do. We always flush the cardboard too, but this time

No, you're not ever supposed to flush cardboard down the toilet.

Bull shit, it's a roll of toilet paper, it goes in the toilet. Bull shit, it's a roll of toilet paper,

goes in the toilet.

You're not supposed to flush cardboard down the toilet.

It's the cardboard from the toilet paper tube.

I don't care. You're not supposed to flush that down the toilet.

Ma'am you're you're for you're missing the point I flush the little the piece of

metal you know that comes apart there's a spring inside that's in the toilet. Yeah. Yeah. I flushed it. Okay. Well, I will I will send the plumber now, but it will be your bill.

No, bullshit it will. No, I was just, it was an honest, honest mistake.

Maybe that shouldn't get stuck in there so easily.

What, what unit are you in?

Well, now I don't want to tell you because I don't want to get charged.

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