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The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Oliver Wood: Character Study

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Arts, Books, Tv & Film

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

It's time to discuss Wood, who is not a cane to be used on Harry, but a ruddy good keeper who goes on to play for Pride of Portree (nah, it was Puddlemere United). That means it's also time for SPORTS HOUR with Alice and Martha! And this is NO time to be a gentleman, we'll knock you off your brooms if we have to.

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0:00.0

Oliver Wood.

0:02.0

May I have your attention please.

0:07.0

May I have your attention please.

0:09.0

Will the real weird sisters please stand up?

0:15.0

We're gonna have a problem here.

0:17.0

Were the weird sisters, were the real weird sisters all you are the weird sisters are fine

0:21.0

but not the Vickers. Will the real Weird Sisters please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

0:26.0

Hi and welcome to the Real Weird Sisters.

0:30.0

I'm Alice.

0:31.0

And I'm Martha.

0:32.0

And today we're here to talk about Oliver Wood.

0:35.5

Martha your favorite character and it's gonna be a lot of talk about sports so I think this is gonna be a great episode.

0:43.0

Wood is what is wood?

0:45.0

Is wood a cane that you're going to use on me?

0:48.0

I hope you're not going to have to borrow wood for this episode.

0:52.0

I did, I am going to have to borrow wood for this episode? I did I am going to be

0:54.9

borrowing wood but don't worry it's not a cane it's going to be actually a burly

0:59.4

fifth year boy. Very burly and very fifth year.

1:05.0

Makes so much sense.

1:08.0

So Martha, how psyched are you to talk about your favorite character?

1:12.0

He's, okay, he's not my favorite character.

1:13.0

He's, okay, he's not my favorite character,

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