OLDER and BETTER

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive into a big question—would you rather look younger but worse or older and better? Shoutout to @jesseblockton on TikTok for this hilarious gem! Rich realized that he and Sara are total suckers because their kids keep outsmarting them into staying up late, leaving them exhausted and cranky every morning. Meanwhile, Nicole’s daughter Parker gives us the inside scoop on how her dad, Matt, wakes them up every day… and let’s just say, it’s absolute chaos! Also, Have Kids They Said is teaming up with MB STYLES for a special Valentine’s Day Giveaway launching on February 14th! Don’t miss out—check Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod for details. Nicole shares an update on Parker’s ongoing school bully situation, while Rich fills us in on Sara’s latest adventure—becoming a pit master and possibly giving birth to a new business idea! Plus, we have something extra special coming next week for all you Village Bitches in honor of Valentine’s Day and Presidents’ Day! Stay tuned!

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0:00.0	All right. It's a V-Day weekend.
0:04.0	Soed.
0:05.2	Could I tell you?
0:05.9	We spend way too much money on Valentine's Day.
0:08.4	What do you think the American public spends each year?
0:11.3	Like as a whole?
0:12.3	Yeah, everyone.
0:13.6	$2 million.
0:15.1	$25 billion.
0:16.7	Oh, I was way off.
0:17.8	Two million.
0:18.7	You're a little off, I think.
0:20.9	So, hey, enjoy your Valentine's Day week, and we are going to talk about things your kids should not listen to.
0:27.3	So you've been warned, no kids, only adults.
0:30.1	Have kids this.
0:31.4	What's your name?
0:33.7	Who am I?
0:35.6	Who am I?
0:36.0	Daddy.
0:36.2	Ah, ha.
0:51.9	Ha, ha. Baby. Yeah. Oh. Bring me my Bring me my That's him That's why you can boss him around, am I right?
0:53.1	Right?
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