Old man rhythm is in my shoes & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From on board cruise entertainment scuppered by an ice cube, a broken bingo machine, a school trip to Russia and very childish drawing on a reproductive medicine book —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?

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0:00.0	The way you eat a cream egg says everything about you, even who you should be with.
0:04.0	If you eat yours all in one, you're kind of a big deal.
0:07.4	Your perfect match is a true original, who orders a tomahawk steak as a side.
0:12.2	If you eat yours melted on toast, you're a bit out there.
0:15.4	You should date a dreamer who believes in the Loch Ness Monster.
0:19.0	And if you nibble yours, you're real deep.
0:21.7	Date someone methodical who colour coordinates their bookshelf.
0:25.0	How do you eat yours?
0:26.9	Search cream egg test.
0:28.5	Find out who you should be with.
0:29.9	On the CEOs memo podcast this week.
0:32.1	I've got a new Samsung Galaxy S25 and a new business idea.
0:36.8	You see, Nalbrief with Galaxy AI, learns my interest and schedule to keep me one step
0:42.1	ahead of my day, whether in traffic news, activity starts, diary updates, and new podcast
0:47.6	episodes.
0:48.8	And has just launched a new shed sharing app.
0:51.4	Oh, beaten to it!
0:53.3	The new Galaxy S25.
0:55.8	Buy now from participating retailers.
0:58.0	Samsung account login and network connection required.
1:01.1	Step into our confessal.
1:03.0	We won't tell anyone.
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