Caught out there & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From a revenge gift that oinks, a very dodgy drink, a family airport lockdown and a love story with slightly crossed wires —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?

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0:00.0	on the CEOs memo podcast.
0:01.3	I've got the new Samsung Galaxy S25 and a new business idea.
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0:09.5	activity stats, traffic news and new podcast episodes.
0:15.2	Oh, beaten to it.
0:17.1	Buy the new Samsung Galaxy S25 and O2 by 19th of March and save up to £480.
0:23.8	Selected languages only, account login and network connection required.
0:26.1	Offer available on 30 gigabyte plus tariffs.
0:27.8	£10 per month discount over 48 months.
0:29.5	Terms apply.
0:31.1	Step into our confessional.
0:32.9	Confess all.
0:34.0	We won't tell anyone.
0:35.6	Just the entire nation.
0:37.0	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:42.1	Mm-hmm. Yes. Welcome to another episode of your Confessions podcast. brought to you by your friends at Greatest Hits Radio, the place where the guilty seek redemption and the shameless seek the attention of Matthew
0:55.4	because he always hands out forgiveness like free samples,
0:59.2	however despicable the sin has been.
1:02.7	Wow, that metaphor was going a while, wasn't it?
1:04.7	Yes, yes, I do.
1:06.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:06.7	Sister Susie's in the pub?
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