Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. It's your boy, Ethan. I just wanted to hop in for two reasons. First, we didn't really have anything funny that we said before the podcast. Normally there's a little goof or bit that we can throw in before the music. Can't win them all. Didn't have one this week. Second reason is that I would like to issue the first ever apology

redaction or like to recant a statement that I made in last week's episode. I said that the priest at

St. Isidore's Father Gil Hammersmith told me that he was going to take care of a parking ticket

situation. I said this for a number of reasons, mostly just to make the

situation funnier for the podcast, but also because I was kind of embarrassed at myself for not

taking care of the situation like a responsible adult. So if anyone was listening to that

and has a lower opinion of Father Gale or the Kansas State parking ticket organization because of what I said.

I apologize. All the blame should be placed squarely and firmly on my shoulders for not paying

attention to the fine print. I did not mean to commit any slander. I mostly just meant to make a

funny podcast. I hope we made another one today. Enjoy listening to it. I mostly just meant to make a funny podcast. I hope we made another one today.

Enjoy listening to it.

I love you.

Welcome to the crunch.

The only podcast that doesn't think it's fun to stay at the YMCA.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

I was thinking about the lyrics to the song YMCA earlier.

You can get yourself free.

You can have a good meal.

You can do whatever you feel.

It's fun to stay at the YMCA. I'm pretty sure it's you can get yourself clean. Oh, is it really? Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought it was some kind of emancipation sort of tune. But even the fact of like you can have a good meal, you can do whatever you feel. When I was a kid and listening to this song on a CD that my mom got me, I had this vision of what the YMCA was, right?

Like it was you go, there's no rules, there's unlimited food.

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