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Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Larry is hassled by a parking enforcement attendant and talks about the "next time guys" -- those people who wag their finger at you, but say they won't cut you any slack "the next time." Then Larry recounts a few favorite moments from the classic '80s action film "Commando" and also gives a tip of his hat to Hulk Hogan, who he worked with on the movie "Suburban Commando." Finally, a recital of the poem "Fear No More" by the great William Shakespeare.

Quote of the week: "Nevermind the happy ending, there's always a happy beginning."

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's always back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?
0:41.0	And boy, oh boy, is it ever gorgeous today on Miloronia?
0:46.7	I know there are all plenty of times where I travel around the world and well just between us entrenew I may be getting another
0:59.2	island to just for relaxation, that's all. I love Miloronia and so does Colonel Jeff and so does everyone who lives here.
1:08.0	But I suddenly thought, you know, well not suddenly, over the last couple of years I thought, you know well not suddenly over the last couple of years I thought you know what I'd like a place
1:16.4	where just I can go and
1:19.8	you know I'll naturally have a lot of the pool girls in bikinis with Indian clubs and for
1:29.2	massages by the way there's nothing untoward about that you know I'm yes I'm the leader yes
1:35.5	I'm the founder late yes I'm the designer but they're they're good young women
1:40.9	and they give you a heck of a massage and never mind a happy ending there's
1:46.5	always a happy beginning and in any case I think that may be in the cards for
1:52.4	me and just keep that in mind because if it's in the
1:56.6	cards for me it may be in the cards for you and it's but it's gorgeous here today
2:01.6	on milleronia and I always see to that as you know I don't like it too hot and I certainly don't like it too cold
2:10.8	But boy, it's nice and I feel I'm happy I love I love doing the show and I but the music makes me happy that's of course the Paul
2:21.1	Casabian Orchestra and the Ray Dawn Chong dancers featuring
2:26.6	Boy Tenor Don Riley asking the musical question, if all rights are reserved, what about all wrongs?
2:35.0	Good question.
2:38.0	And yes, Don, I think they are too.
2:40.0	All wrongs should be reserved too. Think of it this way folks. All tables are
2:46.8	reserved, all seats are reserved, all tickets are reserved, fancy liquors are reserved, you know, the captain's reserve. So yes, I think all
2:57.2	wrongs are reserved too. I'm going among that old woman and I've got to reserve the right to do it.
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