The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world Hello Bugleers and welcome to Issue 36

of the Bugle the world's only and best audio newspaper for a visual world for the

week beginning Monday the 14th of July 2008 which means the 14th of July it's

Bastille Day so later in the show we will be ceremonially decapitating one of our

French listeners. This edition of the Bugle is dedicated also to the memory of

her Royal Highness Quinella's Bethaquin mother who sadly died last week aged 107 due to

complications arising from injury sustained in a motorcycle jaust on the 821 outside

tumbridge wells. The former professional matriarch faked her own death in 2002 to bring an

end to constant media speculation about when she would die and to spend most of the last six years

heading up a bikey gang in Sussex. A child had dreamed that only now she'd have the chance

to fulfil. Convinced of her own immortality the Quine mother became increasingly daring and

passed away off being knocked off of 750 cc Suzuki by a man dressed as Henry VIII riding a

soup type vestibule pagio but it's the way she would have wanted to go. I'm an

after all the way her husband went back in 1952 so I'm Andy's ultimate here in London and also in

London John Oliver. Hello Bugle's. Hello Andy well it's great to be in the UK is it great to be

in the UK? Well clearly isn't that great because you're pissing right back to America. Yeah I want

to go back. I'm going back Andy I'm tied with this irrelevant little pipsqueak of an island. I'm

going back to the greatest country in the world. I can't wait to get back to the United States

Andy for many reasons. Probably that I've missed so much there in the last two weeks. Politics

here is a morass of bleeding and whining. I've missed Jesse Jackson caught a microphone by Fox News

cleverly not turning his microphone off saying that he thought a bomb was talking down to black

people that he wanted to cut his nuts off. The last thing he needs is leaving the world

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