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The bugle! Audio newspaper for a visual world!

Hello,かなvelers! And welcome to issue 37 of The Bugle,

making it the world's longest running audio newspaper for a visual world.

world in history. This is for the week beginning Monday, the 21st of July, 2008 with me, Andy

Zoltzmann in London and in New York City, John Oliver.

Hello, buglers. I'm back. I'm back in the greatest country in the world. You've changed.

Undeniably true. I've felt that way for two years since the start of my first visa and

I'll fill that way for at least one more year to the end of this visa. I've filmed Andy

this week. I had to do a piece in CNN and walk into a large open-plan room containing

people that you have mocked for the previous two years. It was pretty tense. We got one

of those scenes in the saloon bar when the music stops in the poolboards hover over the

pocket. I was often expected to be thrown out of a window by a 10-gallon cap wearing

loose dobs. You call it cap and I was hat, isn't it? 10-gallon cap. I'd pay to see someone

in a 10-gallon cap. That's a hell of a look at 10-gallon cap. That is the next thing

that Busta Rhymes needs to unleash upon the Sartorial world. He's not actually unleashed

that much. He's really just unleashed the plain vest. He's a bad example because he's

got so much ink and by ink I mean tattoos. I've got a tattoo. Really? What is that of, Andy?

It's my own face and it's on my own face, so you can't even notice it. I'm telling you,

it's a big mistake you'll get sick of it when you're older. As always, some sections

of the vehicle go straight into bin this week, a home safety supplement, including advice

on what to do if you fall off your sofa, one, stay calm, two, deploy your parachute if

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