Hello, it's the Bob and Sherry Show.

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So I was out just taking the dog for a walk yesterday, and there wasn't much traffic in my neighborhood.

But all of a sudden, here came a truck.

And it was one of those trucks that carries port-a-jons on the back.

Have you ever seen any of those?

Yeah. You know, they can carry like maybe six, eight portagons. There's a couple of portidons hanging on the

back. And I guess they have like a hydraulic that puts the port of John down and then they roll it or

whatever they do. And I had never seen this particular port ofa-john company before. The color was an unusual

color for the port-a-john. It was sort of a light tropical lime green. And they chose that

color because the name of the company was tropical port-a-john. And I just thought to myself,

if you, if you step into a tropical port-a-john, you are by nature

an optimist, you know.

Look, tropical port-a-jong is as close as I'm getting to a vacation, I think.

I know. I just thought to myself, I don't live anywhere near the Caribbean.

You know what? Their slug line would be great if they did something like the destination when you've got to go or something like that.

It would be. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

But I mean, what made the owners, and I'm sure it's a fine company, what made the owners,

they're sitting around saying, all right, we're going to go into the Port-a-John business,

a lot of competition out there.

What are we going to call it?

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