Oh! What a Marrow, with Rachel Burden LIVE in Salford

Fortunately... with Fi and Jane

BBC

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

5Live Breakfast Host Rachel Burden joins Fi, Jane and an audience of Fortunately fans for special live show at the Lowry Theatre in Salford. Fi and Jane battle trains, delays and automobiles in an attempt to get to the Lowry on time, tune in to find out if they make it! Waiting for them on stage is star of 5 Live and BBC Breakfast Rachel Burden, who shares tales of grooming, mouldy pesto jars and comparing offspring with Nicky Campbell. Before the interval Fi and Jane exchange burning questions such as 'when did you realise you're short?' and 'are there any men in the audience?'

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:05.0	Jane Garvey, would you like to explain where we are?
0:08.0	We are, now, we're, hang on, there's a blue sign, so it must be a motorway.
0:12.0	Is this the M62?
0:14.0	Yes.
0:16.0	The M621, M621.
0:19.0	Which fans of roads will mean a lot, but for those of you who aren't that keen on roads
0:24.0	won't mean it, and perhaps those of our many listeners who are not in the United Kingdom.
0:28.0	And my God, can I just tell you, if you're not in the United Kingdom,
0:31.0	you don't need to be jealous of our public transport system.
0:34.0	Oh my life!
0:37.0	So we've had a bit of a dev already, because we were travelling from London up to Manchester
0:43.0	to go and do a live show at the Lowry and Sulford, and the original plan was flawless,
0:50.0	wasn't it, in terms of timing, Jane?
0:52.0	We were a little nervy, I was a bit nervous yesterday, because we're going to do this live show
0:55.0	in front of an audience, it's not always that easy, it can be quite, quite tummy fluttering, it can actually.
1:00.0	But you know what, I woke up this morning with a real spring in my step and a song in my heart,
1:04.0	and I thought, I'm going to enjoy today, starting off with a lovely issue-free trip
1:09.0	from London's pulsating Houston station, constantly in the process of being upgraded
1:15.0	through to Manchesterford and on to Sulford.
1:19.0	Yeah, at this point, I'm just simply going to present you with a sequence of chords.
1:25.0	Duh, duh, duh, duh.
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