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Talk is Jericho, baby.

Talk is Jericho. I, I'm a hot. Talk is Jericho, baby. Talk is Jericho. I'm a talk is Jericho, Mama, talk is me.

I am super excited after almost 1,300 episodes of Talk is Jericho.

You are my first goblin guest, John Goblican, is here.

Oh my God, Chris, that means so much to me. I'm so glad you didn't have the other ones on. You know? Are there other goblums out in the entertainment world? Yeah, I mean, not... I wouldn't say there's too many in the comedy space, but they're around. I mean, if you've ever been on a New York subway, you've probably run into a few. Yeah.

Let's say like Ghalm, would that count as a goblin?

Yeah, I mean, he's, it's kind of like I related to Ghalm in the same way like you're related to like dolphins.

You know what I mean?

It's like, you're all mammals, but it's like we're not really like.

Our goblins, we're just jumping right into this. I mean, we might as well. It's okay, Chris. I know this is a gotcha podcast. I know they're going to ask all the tough questions. Well, you know, we got to address the goblin in the room. Yeah, absolutely. Here, basically. And then talk a little bit about what exactly a goblin is. Like, what's your background, John?

Well, yeah. So I do want to get out in front of this and just kind of like, there's a lot of misconceptions about creatures, you know, and let's go ahead and remove the word mythical because like, you know, I mean, it's like, I'm here. We're real. We're around. You know, we're here. We're green. So it's like an easy rule of thumb is kind of like if you're being asked a riddle, that's a troll. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But if the thing, the creature is too dumb to formulate a riddle, that's an ogre. Oh. Okay. Okay. But if they're too dumbed to formulate a riddle and they're asking you to sign up for Expedia, that's a gnome. Okay. Okay. Now, if they're too dumb to come up with a riddle, they're kind of speaking in riddles, they're asking you to sign up for a bunch of stuff. That's a podcaster. So, okay. Yeah. Gotcha. a goblin is just kind of on top of all of those Yes, correct, correct.

And goblinslin is just kind of a on top of all of those.

Yes, correct, correct. And Goblins, we're kind of like, we get a bad rap, but honestly, like, we're kind of like the cool ones. You know what I mean? Like, we, we kind of, we do care about what people think about is probably too much, you know. And I think like a lot of times we get a lot of people use the T word, you know, troll

and stuff like that, but like we, we the trolls like we got a long, longstanding beef, you

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