Americans, we don't get to have our own nationality.

And that's why I think also people say like, oh, white people don't have culture. Yeah. We for sure have culture. Hot dogs. There you go. Hot dogs, you know. Dude, we got that $1.50 Costco. Costco. That's American culture. That's so true because other people from other countries, when they come to America, they're so excited to experience that part of America. Go to the grocery store.

Is Target not white culture? other people from other countries when they come to America, they're so excited to experience that part of America. They want to go to the grocery store.

Is Target not white culture?

We're rolling.

Yay.

Rolling down the river.

What's up?

You guys, it's your favorite girls. Hi, silly gooses. It's Emily. How are we?

Who are you? Jamie. You don't know who I am? No, I've known who I am by now, bitch. It's J-A-M-I-E, right?

Oh, you're, she's asking for a backhanded slap. A back- slap. Honestly, I would... If I could get slapped or feel something right now, that'd be pretty nice. Dude, I do feel kind of... I do feel kind of numb. You do? To life right now. Why? My dad's calling me that's why. why. No. I don't know.

Why do you look like saying you're hiding that you're Santa Claus?

Your Santa Claus is like, white right now.

What is this?

Mrs. Claus, you know, but slutty.

You just look like a grandma.

I do look like a grandma.

I kind of like it, though.

I look like at a library. A grandma at a Christmas party. A slutty whore grandma? We've been those before. Have we? Oh, we have. Yeah, we have. No, I feel like all of my friends are going through it. You got in a car accident. Four other of my friends have gotten in a car accident. It's just been like a rough week.

What's up with all the car accidents? I don't know, but I'm... When can we catch a break? Dude, I'm the only common denominator in all of this. If you're friends with me, you're getting in a car accident. I don't like that. Well, I don't like it either, but it is what it is. And guys, we're breaking up again.

I can't like it either, but it is what it is. And guys, we're breaking up again.

I can't afford another accident. This is going to cost me like two grand. And the guy never

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